Funny jokes in english

You would be a good dancer except for two things. How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If yes, you are in the right place.

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Why did God give men penises? Later when the mice told their mother what happened, she smiled and said, "You see, it pays to be bilingual! I want to share everything with you. I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you!!!

There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. The legal age for voting is 18 years and the legal age for marriage is 21 years. Her Age, Ethnicity and Other Facts. A mushroom walks into a bar. Is my favorite oneā€¦. Monirul Hassan Two factory workers are talking.

I love good jokes, everyone does. The fly is on vacation. Olive you so much! They i running a race to get a cup.

Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow? Of course, I do! Which joke makes you laugh out loud?

Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night. Submitted by Kyle Jefferson Teacher: But when I searched for the joke number of your jokes, it was missing and remembered the old joke. Andy says I'm ugly. They say milk gives strength. Besides, a good englsh can enhance the relationship and support both physical and emotional health.

I was very sad and Googled his last message after the burial. Are you guys looking for some new funny jokes in English?

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I am sure they will bring my order soon. Do you know the way to the zoo? You usually talk for two hours. The other said 15 and both laughed their pants off.

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When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. So, what makes you suitable for this job?

Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat a bath? Submitted by kara dolson Teacher: Hijack one was awesome and even the next one that was of the judge and even the physicsactually all were awsome and the comment of tom and jerry was even good. The wife said to husband: When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.

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